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Little Eric and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Eric goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Eric bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Eric, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Eric replies, 'In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny.'
Again, Eric instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.'
Mr. Smith is impressed Eric has put so much thought into this.. 'Well Eric, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?'
Eric just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
lol, great one!
lol I had to re read the last 2 lines, but that was awesome.
roflmao, i had to read the last two lines too, but taht was grate
f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'fucking roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl!
f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'fucking f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'f'funny
lol
That's grrrhrrrhrrr'rrr'r'r'rrr'rrate! haha
One of the *very* few jokes I didn't find remotely funny. Maybe, it's cause I'm not in the mood or maybe, it's cause I heard so much shit like that on talk shows. Eeew, bad thoughts now.
Oh tht is so terrible. lol
Wow. Lol. Poor Eric.
hahahaaha wow..
lol Poor Erik? How about poor Dad! I would've had a heart attack.